You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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