there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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