is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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