Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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