names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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