I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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