Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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