I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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