I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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