So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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