he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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