Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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