I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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