I'm lost and stupid without you.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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