Yo dont text me then not text me
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
