Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Shame is for Republicans.
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