Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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