I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
is wine microwaveable?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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