can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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