And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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