We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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