I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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