I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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