she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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