I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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