ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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