So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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