do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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