Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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