I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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