For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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