talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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