honey bunches of taint.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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