you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize