With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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