I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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