this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
smell my finger.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
