That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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