the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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