I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He kissed a someone with a penis
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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