I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize