question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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