I'll bet she douches with gravy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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