you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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