this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
tell me about the fingering
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