No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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