Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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