what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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