we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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