At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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