trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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