how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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