i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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